SPM

KNN, spm results are coming out tomorrow.

Good luck everyone. 

:D

*I'm feeling damn nervous so I'm typing this shit out*

Picturesss

Internet Stuff.

An update

Here is a short update.

Here it goes:

UPDATE

Thank you and stay tuned to my blog.

Drunk without alcohol

So its 1.58 am in the morning and I am unable to sleep. Son of a bitch , it must be due to all the school shits that I'm thinking of.. Anyway, i am so bored right now so I decided to write something about strategies.

My principle came in today and gave us some lectures on how to study for major examinations. His method was kinda alright but then it was like way back in time. He said that the human brain is not a machine but a living object -.- that would easily get tired and not carry out its function properly. That's true. His suggestion was that for us to study efficiently, we should instead study and rest while doing something fun. He said during his time when he was preparing for his so called Form 5 examinations , The Overseas Cambridge Examination , which he boast it to be the most difficult and strict examination at that time , he studied for one and 1/2 hours and stopped. What did he do to rest? Play the harmonica, Cycle along the road (Self proclaimed king of the road) and singing loudly like a lunatic* until he annoyed a girl in his neighbourhood which now is his wife~.

It sounds stupid but then in modern day strategies , such as Form 5 students who are preparing for SPM examinations should apply his technique too but with just a little little little tiny little amendment. Instead of old fashion rest activities mentioned above, we should instead fap.

What is Fap?
Fap is masturbate.

Below is a graph plotted on Capacity against frequency of fap

Trust me . It works.
At least for some of us.

The most meaningful post I've ever posted

Haha, hey there. You know what?

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FUCK YOU ALL
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THANKS A LOT :D

Pussies on the cob

This video is really funny if you understand the periodic table. :D

So it was two days since my friends and I went to sunway pyramid for food. They planned it to be at Carl's junior but i ended going to chicken buffet shop to eat . They were pussies so do not mind them , only two of us went with me anyway.

I also used my money to purchase Weezer's Red Album Deluxe which was totally worth it.

Vitamin A no longer helps eyes

We have to follow instructions sometimes even though when it sounds stupid sometimes.

Have a look at the picture below. Can you see the words written on it?





No? Then I'll tell you how to see it. Just pull the side of your eyes to make them look more like "chinese" eyes?
(Something like the picture below but do it on both sides of your eyes)